My Java is mud
My PL/I is down to zero
My Algol has lost its rhythm
My Python is constricted
My BASIC is complicated
My Assembler is deconstructed
My LISP is hard to understand
My Ruby is colored glass
My awk is clumsy
My C has dried up
My C++ is negative
My C# is flat
My ADA has lost her love(lace)
My yacc is shaved
My shell is cracked
My Rust is corroded
My Golang is gone
My FORTRAN is irrational
My SNOBOL is in hell
My COBOL is out of business
but
My Perl is a shiny jewel
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